Like a Puma

Today I begin the rigorous adventure of creating a blog. Now before I began I had no idea what "blog" meant. Perhaps it is some form of hippopotamus or perhaps a wicken spell. In other words I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING! So if I go beyond all blogging ways and do not fulfill blog edict, please do not curse the name of the blog or leave harsh and hurtful comments, such as; "Your blog makes me want to gulp down a boat load of chinchilla fur!" or "Your blog wants to make me go swim in a dolphin tank!" I understand your pain (question mark). I have decided that what a blog means is to post funny comments or write a story about your day to day activities... so thats what my blog will consist of...But yeah...it's very awkward writing this.....please read it ...i tend to be very funny....not that any of the writing in the previous sentences showed any of my surprising talents...YOU WILL BE AMAZED!